This year has seen more and more streaming services land in the Australian marketplace. It’s becoming a pain to juggle these on a limited budget. But on the plus side there’s so, so much content. Much of it Christmas related. This is certainly not comprehensive, I didn’t even touch on some of the Christmas related stuff on Amazon Prime, SBS on Demand, Tubi and others, but I’ve tried to get a mix of stuff on a few different services.
I’ve always loved Christmas films and TV, even as I got older. There’s something about those simple, lovely themes that I do think can add some beauty to what has become an overwhelming consumerist vibe to the season. All of these have something of that vibe of togetherness, love and reflection, though not always in the most obvious of ways.
Santa Clause (1898) – whilst YouTube is not a streaming service in the way we generally consider, I had to include this curio. Directed by British film pioneer George Albert Smith, this is a one minute 16 second long piece of early cinema trickery as Santa visits a couple of kids. You can see a nice copy from the BFI here.
This Aussie service continues to creatively fend off the bigger international names. That vibe carries through a little into their offerings.
It’s a Wonderful Life (1946) – I reviewed it right here today. It’s an absolute classic.
Christmas TV – One of the cool things Stan does is curate the Christmas episodes of a huge number of TV shows. Some favourites (episode numbers here are how they appear in the Stan Christmas collections, not standard ep numbering):
- Community: ‘Abed’s Uncontrollable Christmas’ (ep 2): This may be my favourite thing on this entire list. The spirit of the season examined through the exploration of one (Muslim) person’s mental health and search for the meaning of Christmas. A hilarious take on the Christmas musical in super cool stop motion animation.
- Parks and Recreation: ‘Ron and Diane’ (ep 3): The Parks and Rec Christmas episodes probably don’t stand alone as well as some others. But this still has giggly awed at woodworking royalty Ron Swanson which is beautiful. And the focus on Jerry Gergich, always an underrated supporting character, and his famous Christmas party is a cute way to bring in those traditional themes.
- The O.C.: ‘The Best Chrismukkah Ever’ (ep 1): This was in the brief golden period when this show’s dynamic was so sharp. Seth Cohen’s energy comes to the fore here with the made up holiday and Summer/Anna. Even now, so far removed from this show the music still rules. And Ben McKenzie gives a good emotional performance here as Ryan, which delivers a lot of the thematic goods.
Bad Moms 2 (2017) – This is a solid film that never quite lives up to the promise of having a hitchhiking Susan Sarandon play the mother of Kathryn Hahn (what film could). But this is a solid comedy that is actually pretty thematically rich – zeroing in on the mental load on women during the season. Let’s face it, Christmas can be fuckin stressful and most of that falls on mums. Those themes, some really nice performances and some interesting romantic stuff make it worth a look. Note: Looks like this has also popped up on Aussie Netflix as A Bad Moms Christmas since I drafted this.
The streaming behemoth seems to be pretty all in on the Christmas thing, with an endless array of films and specials of their show.
A Very Murray Christmas (2015) – I’ve watched this every December since it came out. Murray’s schtick, which can be hit and miss for me, works really well in this. There are some cool songs that add to the storytelling and Sofia Coppola infuses some of her visual style in here as well. Importantly it’s also super funny.
The Christmas Chronicles (2018) – AKA Kurt Russell Santa The Movie. This is actually quite a meaningful take on the Christmas mythos. Plus it looks really ace and is well acted all round. A lovely sense of magic and wonder to the world created here.
Klaus (2019) – This is an absolutely stunning looking animation. There is an interesting out of time quality to this, there’s no hint as to when it is set. It’s a super interesting take on the character of Santa too, how they reframe it. The film at times falls into the pitfalls of contemporary animation and having too modern a sensibility, with glib winking montages making multiple appearances. But I’ll be revisiting this one for the reinterpretation of the Santa character and the really quite poignant ending.
Nailed It! Holiday! – Nailed It absolutely rules. It is somehow the kindest reality show that pokes fun at people truly awful at what they are attempting. Charming, unserious and Nicole Byers is the perfect host.
- ‘We’re Scrooged’ (season 2, ep 1): A Christmas Carol themed episode with co-host Jason Mantzoukas. I haven’t always been the biggest fan of his comedic energy. But he’s fucking hilarious here. And there’s some delightful riffs on Dickens’ work. The hosts, and I, basically had a laughing fit at one of the cakes presented.
- ‘A Classic Christmas’ (season 2, ep 2): The great Maya Rudolph brings a dry wit to this one that complements Byers and Jacques absolutely perfectly. I could listen to Rudolph riff over stellar incompetence such as not being able to open the fridge every day of the year.
The most recent entrant in the market unsurprisingly already has a huge library of Christmas junk.
The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) – The best Muppets movie and maybe the best adaptation of Dickens’ work (which is one of my favourite pieces of art ever). So charming. Captures that snowbound sense of (northern) Christmas. Shows the class situation of the masses well too and Michael Caine is a really excellent Scrooge. It’s a very funny script but laces it with direct lines from the book to give it the Dickens vibe. Never shies away from the absurdity that it’s the Muppets doing this story.
A Christmas Carol (2009) – Robert Zemeckis is the man and this is a criminally underrated adaptation of the source material. The performance (or four) from Carrey is the best use of his wonderful physicality in the last 20-odd years. And it doesn’t forget this is a ghost story, some of the horror beats are chilling. The script is an excellent, emotionally resonant rendering of Dickens’ novella.
One Magic Christmas (1985) – First the good stuff (and it’s mostly really good stuff). Harry Dean Stanton as a cowboy Christmas angel! An excellent Mary Steenburgen performance as an utterly worn-down mother figure, in a film that is super concerned with class. Another film that digs into the load on mothers at this time of year. Quite an adult film thematically. Now the bad (which is a bit of a spoiler): The film has a woman believe her whole family is dead so she’ll get some Christmas spirit… that’s super super fucked up. But the fact I still recommend this shows how strong (and original) those good elements are.
Mickey’s Once Upon a Christmas (1999) – Donald Duck is the worst fuckin character. But despite that, this Disney anthology is a good, easy Christmas watch. Some nice slapstick and traditional Christmas messages presented in a slightly different way. And the final segment functions as a quite sad indictment of what the consumerist nature of Christmas forces us into.
For this first review back (and first longform written review for over two years) I take a look at the most famous Christmas film of all.
It is interesting to consider Frank Capra’s It’s A Wonderful Life (1946) as a Christmas film. It is not until an hour and a quarter in that it even becomes apparent the film is taking place at Christmas time. The lofty reputation as a great seasonal film essentially stems from a single scene – Jimmy Stewart’s George Bailey skipping down the main street of small town Bedford Falls joyfully yelling “Merry Christmas” at anyone or anything that crosses his path.
Despite that, it’s still a pretty easy argument to make that this is the best Christmas film ever, simply based on that one scene. The film has built up to it for the best part of two hours and the cathartic, release of exaltation is exhilarating. A release that is similar to the best feelings of the holidays. In this way, the themes of the film are not always the stock standard Christmas ones. Rather they hint at the season and invoke it’s best qualities, the idealism of it. The film also focuses on the virtues of being a good person and above all a kind friend. But the film also notes how everything takes on a harsher intensity at Christmas. So much so that it reaches the point where George is openly considering committing suicide by launching himself from a bridge on Christmas Eve. There’s something obviously very confronting to that. Particularly as it comes toward the end of a film with an incredibly deep emotional core and resonance. This is melodrama, but melodrama that somehow makes the viewer feel in a very real and grounded way.
This is thanks to a seriously great script that builds ambition and dry wit on top of that melodramatic base. In terms of shooting craft, it is a combination of classical chops and innovation. It looks really beautiful, though often the angles are a bit funky. The visual storytelling, particularly early, has some more experimental flourishes. A paused image as voiceover progresses the story and a static shot of angels (represented by pulsing galaxies) discussing the goings on of earth are two of the more notable examples.
There’s a unique pain in the readjustment one must undergo from thinking you’re going to conquer (or at a minimum explore) the world, but in the end never even leaving a small town. This is what Stewart’s George Bailey goes through in this film. It’s a very good performance to convey all of that. He nails moments of rage, heartbreak and crushing stress. Those big emotion driven dramatic moments are not always his strong suit. But here he delivers them, whilst still nailing the lighter comedic beats such as the dancing into the pool, with his masterful timing. His George is utterly beset by bad luck. That, along with the fact he becomes exceedingly conflicted by being trapped in his small town, allow for the wonderful catharsis that the film closes with.
The notion of what constitutes a wonderful life is so artfully and beautifully rendered in the film’s last 15 minutes here. A stark, sobering display of the difference a ‘normal’ life can make. These are the ideas and moments that make this a real classic. It’s just a little more wonderful that they culminate at Christmas time.
Verdict: Longneck of Melbourne Bitter
It has been the best part of a year since I published anything on this blog. Whilst I’ve been podcasting regularly for my show Driving Home From the Cinema Reviews and tweeting endlessly about movies, I have not been moved to write anything.
Part of that came from the grind of trying to write about everything I watched in my monthly ‘worth watching’ posts. Especially once I fell so far behind on those, they became a real grind. Plus maintaining my viewing and ratings on Letterboxd, meant I no longer needed those posts to function like a diary as I had in the past.
But over the past little while, I’ve been devoting a little more time to my writing. Not a whole lot, but enough to know there’s still writing I would like to put the time into. As such I’ll be around here a little more from here on out. Every so often, I’ll be publishing two pieces at the same time (with the exception of my best of the year post that will be a one off). One of those will be a review, often (though not always) of a 1001 film. And the other piece will be something different. A piece of analysis, an opinion style piece, a viewing guide. I want to challenge myself to push my writing in other directions, not just stock standard reviews. I’d like to say these publication days will be monthly. But more realistically I’m hoping to get something out there every couple of months.
Hopefully you enjoy them.
Here’s my top 10(ish) for 2018. I saw about 110 films released last year, either in cinemas, streaming or on VOD. As with every year, I did miss a lot of stuff. Even more so on the cinema side of things this year, given I had a three month break after my daughter was born. But as always there was plenty of radness to sift through and everything below I adored. This list, as always with mine, is based on Australian release dates.
First off, the honourable mentions. I really dug everything here. It was a great year for the blockbuster (as you can see from my main list). In addition I also really dug James Wan’s Aquaman, whilst Batman Ninja was a super different take on the animated superhero flick. Crazy Rich Asians was my favourite rom-com for years and the excellent Ideal Home has shades of that genre too. The tonally out there I, Tonya was an early film in a year of incredible drama – Phantom Thread, 6 Balloons, Blackkklansman and The Favourite were all ace. Horror film The First Purge, actioner The Equalizer 2, thrillers Widows and Searching, as well as the bit of everything The Cloverfield Paradox all brought me joy. So did Kurt Russell Santa The Movie aka The Christmas Chronicles. Nick Offerman and co delighted with Hearts Beat Loud. Everyone rightly loved Hannah Gadsby’s amazing Nanette, as did I. As for docos, Human Flow, Dawson City Frozen Time and We Don’t Need a Map were all powerful and for the most part important. The last of those is part of an under-the-radar solid crop of Aussie features that also included the low-budget genre excellence of Trench and Lost Gully Road.
10. Ultimate teen double bill
Films aimed at teens – especially getting a blend of meaningfulness, plot and fun – is bloody hard to pull off. These two very different films do it incredibly well. I watched them back to back at the cinema and I’m looking forward to doing the same at home soon.
A Wrinkle in Time
I loved this film. Ava DuVernay follows up Selma with something totally different. Visually expansive and meaningfully scripted. This one is a more traditional teen film, a YA adventure film. The visuals give a brilliant sense of wonder, complemented by the characters (giant goddess Oprah anyone?) There are strong teen themes here of anxiety, strength and growth. The aforementioned Oprah as well as Mindy Kaling and Reese Witherspoon bring gravitas, whilst young lead Storm Reed is exceptional. Conveying the mix of fragility and strength within someone of this age, and the way they inform each other.
A billion times better than the ‘parents set out to stop their teenagers getting laid’ premise we were sold. Sex positive and the agency lying firmly with the kids. Also: bloody hilarious. The characters actually feel different to each other, different personalities, desires and confidence levels. All six leads give absolutely delightful and textured performances. A great queer subplot. Indeed all comedies should have Ramona from The Santa Clarita Diet as a queer love interest. It is so hard to make something worthwhile feel as fun as this and I just wish more mainstream comedies had the heart and boldness to attempt it.
9. Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
God I loved this. I’ve watched this film more than any other on this list. I was immediately immersed in the world. Silliness of a volcano on the island is counterbalanced by some poignant imagery and really well done thematic stuff – most notably the treatment of animals. The first faltered when leaving the template of the initial films. But here the wilder plot elements, including the weaponisation of dinos, is where the most enjoyment comes from. Helps too that the characters are less annoying. Bayona was also given the freedom to integrate some horror imagery which makes this look fresh. Just the right amount of silly, and one of the greatest sequel bait endings ever.
8. Mary Magdelene
I’m a fan of films that approach religious and biblical stories from an interesting, and honestly liberal, perspective. Once Joaquin Phoenix shows up ,there’s a lovely rhythm to this attempt at illuminating an hidden chapter of early Christendom. Jesus is a tough role, but Phoenix channels and conveys both the spiritual depth, and the effort that is expended in passing that on to his followers, including physically. Equally as good is Rooney Mara as a woman of great spiritual insight, who the film gives real agency to. I liked this a lot when it was quiet and low on drama. Reflecting the quietness and inquisitiveness of faith against stunning location visuals shot in slightly washed out widescreen. A sense of righting history here, telling the tale of a confidant of Jesus, who grows to be a great teacher themselves. Perhaps the most underseen film on my list.
7. Marvel’s best year
I’ve always been a fan of the MCU. But even I had grown tired recently. Too many samey movies and the team-up films never worked for me the way they did for others. I was excited for the first of these films. And even then it totally exceeded expectations. As for the second I was kind of dreading it. But I liked it on first viewing and on second it improved out of sight. These are both probably top 5 MCU films for me (plus Ant-Man and the Wasp was fun too).
We all love this film. It’s fuckin rad. Coogler continues to prove that he’s one of the best young filmmakers, crafting a unique blockbuster that totally blew minds. Afrofuturism powered by a range of awesome female roles and ace performances from Boseman and Michael B. Jordan. It’s so cool to see the women portray a range of characters – scientist, spy, genius. And all of them front and centre of the action too. Jordan’s Killmonger is probably the best villain that Marvel has had and they fully commit to a bold ending involving him as well. It is wild to me that this safest of franchises commits to a villain militantly dialed into the worldwide struggle for people of colour. A different vibe to really anything in the blockbuster realm, driven by the score and mix of action, political drama and spy film genres (in a much more satisfying way than any of the Captain America films managed). And Leticia Wright’s hilarious and charming performance as Shuri almost steals the show.
Avengers: Infinity War
I often feel that the lauding of Marvel achievements is overblown. But wow this is an achievement. Especially after the long stewing build of Thanos kinda sucked. It’s a huge beast of a film to wrangle and is by it’s nature vignetty. But it feels like basically all the characters get enough time. And without that approach, we wouldn’t have gotten elements like the heartfelt team up of Rocket Racoon and Thor. The ending bothered me on first viewing, due to factors outside the world of the film. But on rewatch I thought it worked and just made me excited for the next. Some massive, awesome blockbuster moments, a number of them anchored by Chris Hemsworth’s dramatic chops. Tom Holland’s Spider-man works well here too, bringing levity and meaning in his relationship with Tony Stark.
6. Sweet Country
Warwick Thornton’s Samson and Delilah (2009) is for me the greatest Aussie film ever made. This one is similarly amazing, though operating on a more epic plane. A whole lot comes together here – the biblical, ideology, war, PTSD and neo-western genre stylings. It’s a tribute to the incredible director that it all holds together. A slow bubbling epic with bursts of violence and consequence. The wide empty landscapes, especially the salt plains, look amazing. Themes that are often clumsily presented through a white lens – theft of lore and land from indigenous Australians – are in Thornton’s hands rendered meaningful and nuanced. Tale of clash of cultures as well as within culture that it feels like only he could tell. Makes plain what he thinks of contemporary race relations in Australia. Masterful stuff.
Very few films live up to the tired ‘one of the scariest movies ever’ marketing… this does though, it’s fuckin terrifying. One of the few films I literally felt on a physical level. Somehow grows from psychological family strain to broad supernatural chills whilst feeling cohesive and frightening on different levels. Toni Collette brings shade and dimensions to her performance here that are rarely seen in a horror film. The other performances that seem to have gotten a little lost in the (rightful) buzz around Collette are also excellent. Alex Wolff is excellent in a tough role, as he gradually becomes more of a focal point whilst Milly Shapiro is haunting. A film about loss, grief and motherhood, all of these seen in a dizzying array of forms. A great score, and innovative in the way it scares, twisting the jump scare formula. Oh and did I mention it’s super fuckin scary?
4. The Shape of Water
This feels like a film only Guillermo Del Toro could make. It’s hard to conceive of the control of story, tone and character that were required to make this work. Visually beautiful, green-filtered period imagery. There’s a delightful throwback atmosphere to the mystery and shadiness of it all – spies and mysterious laboratories. But against that backdrop is this story of an inter-species sexual relationship. The performances are uniformly brilliant. Sally Hawkins character handles the more difficult storytelling beats beautifully, same with the easy friendship with Richard Jenkins. A chatty, gossipy Octavia Spencer has maybe never been better and draws out elements of the Hawkins’ character. Michael Shannon is very good as the villain too, being sufficiently Michael Shannony without resorting to mugging. And Doug Jones’ simple mannerisms give the feel of personality with the creature. A lovely mishmash of drama, romance, spy film and heist film.
3. You Were Never Really Here
This is a lean, quite vicious film. But also feels quite stylish at the same time, driven by the score and sound design, as well as the imagery which occasionally dabbles with horror vibes. Awesomely raw with minimal plot. No plot, but it spirals and escalates from a simple spot into a cacophony of violence emanating from an unknown source. At the core of it is Joaquin Phoenix, giving maybe his best ever performance. It’s a tough role, showing the effects of childhood trauma subtly and realistically, balancing being both a fuckin hard bastard and a tender, loving son. Feels like the work of a master director.
2. Faces Places
A super meaningful and personal cinematic meditation from Agnes Varda. Much of her best documentary work has derived from her openness as part of the process, and she has never been more vulnerable than here. Her advanced age and day-to-day physical struggles. It’s both confronting and beautiful to see her this way. The stuff at the end with Godard is so raw and real. All that couples beautifully with this ruminative journey with her friend JR to make images in two totally different ways. Lovely to see how they reach people, both through the process and with the outcomes.
1. The complete 2018 cinematic works of Sebastián Lelio
Directors releasing two films was a bit of a trend for 2018. Warwick Thornton’s two have already been mentioned, we also got two from Spielberg, Haifaa Al-Mansour and Timo Tjahjanto. Not Monty did Sebastián Lelio do the same, he released two of the very best films of the year. Both searingly examining LGBTQ themes and the lives of folks in those communities, driven by brilliant performances, thematic concerns and his storytelling chops.
A Fantastic Woman
Trans woman Marina has just lost the love of her life. Yet she still cannot escape the constant micro-aggressions against trans people, despite the horrific period. She is treated to constant aggressive questioning as well as assault, both physical and sexual, all whilst attempting to grieve. The perceived ownership by CIS people of trans bodies. There’s a lot for actress Danielle Vega to portray and she does it excellently. Despite the tough themes, it’s also a quite beautiful portrait of love lost. The contemplation of the void of their no longer being there-ness. A sad movie. Lelio mixes in elements of magical realism which intrigue rather than bewilder It’s a pretty film, with the director showing a talent for the artfully constructed single frame that lingers long in the mind.
This one was more hyped, but seemingly not as well received. I watched it the night my nan died, and perhaps it was that headspace that made me appreciate the early section of this. The rituals of faith and mourning, their meticulousness and their exclusion in this instance. Their weight of meaningful power for those who partake in them. A returning to ceremony and ritual that’s only half familiar in the case of Weisz’s character. How the shared nature of mourning is not a universally positive experience. Against this, I was expecting the rekindled lesbian relationship to jar horribly. It’s very good though. The second half has to be considered in light of the first and doing so reveals layers of meaning and relationship. And eventually the two parts of the film all crash together powerfully. It’s all delivered through three really good performances.
More catchup from last year here friends. This was a pretty big and mixed range of stuff. But there’s a nice range of films I dug. As always, hyperlinked titles will go through to my podcast reviews.
- American Psycho (2000), Mary Harron – This is a pretty remarkable achievement of adaptation. A heightened, exaggerated vibe that is so essential to the success of the film. Way it weaves themes in from the start is a testament to the writing and Bale’s performance. His misogynistic control of women, money, status, classism and racism. Nails the competitiveness of capitalist shitbags in basically everything. Bale’s edge of menace is so off-putting, especially when coupled with the kind of absurdist comedy tone. Interesting how it rolls through genres. The first half is mainly a comedy, then turns into a horror, slasher then something psychological. A cerebral film.
- Junkopia (1981), Chris Marker, John Chapman & Frank Simeone – Have also seen this billed elsewhere as just a Marker film. He is super hit or miss. I liked this one though. The sea, human/art interaction. A succession of abandoned looking structures that at times hint at faces or other things. Sharply edited and scored, with a suggestion of narrative the result.
- Monster (2005), Jennifer Kent – Beautiful black and white, often shot unnervingly close. Covers similar ground as Kent’s later work – mother & son, overawed, monsters. Super scary, I dropped an f-bomb at one utterly chilling scare.
- How the ‘Dook Stole Christmas (2014), Jennifer Kent – A delightful, bloody Christmas tale in less than a minute! I would so watch a full length Babadook Christmas special.
- Grammy (2015), Jill Gevargizian – I liked this. Has a pretty standard short film structure. But does something different with it. Ominous suburban score. Plays with expectations of a grandmother nicely. Crams a great score, one killer effects shot and a funny coda all into less than two minutes.
- Parks and Recreation Season 7 (2015), Greg Daniels & Michael Schur – Love the simple twist of Ron and Leslie being enemies. Has a fair amount of Kathryn Hahn which is always a massive bonus. Exceedingly astute on politics as Ben enters the congressional race. Ron Swanson may well be my favourite TV character ever. The show is so good at creating a full cast of characters, and this season is particularly good at that.
- Gerald’s Game (2017), Mike Flanagan – Flanagan is a really strong director. Here he uses a lot of visual clues as setup. Which could annoy, but he pulls it back just in time. The performers are really good at conveying that awkwardness of trying to rekindle the sexual side of a relationship, and importantly the stock they have placed in that. Camera brilliantly creates a sense of space and perspective. Carla Cugino is out of the world good here, in a rough role. Turns into bloody chilling, horrific stuff. Almost too much so, with some of the child abuse flashbacks. Creatively puts internal monologue onscreen, though it gets a touch silly with the personification of death. Wrapped up in a clumsy way, but not before a sequence that affected me more on a physical level than any other I can recall.
- The Graduation (2016), Claire Simon – Doco focusing on the entrance process for a major French film school. Huge number of people trying to get in. Remarkable how many different study streams there are – exhibition, cinema running, promotion as well as the more obvious filmmaking crafts. Cool to see this broad cross-section of the French film community discuss film in this detail. Also examines the difficulty (fallacy?) in trying to apply logic to film and its consideration. You can sense the overbearing pressure on these young people. Kind of hard to watch at times. Passion for cinema that comes through makes it very worth a watch.
- Song to Song (2017), Terrence Malick – Malick for me is a total master. Immediately know you’re in one of his films. This concept of film as atmosphere. And here, character as archetype. Fassbender the rich manipulative asshole, Portman’s country normal gal, thoughtful Gosling and relatable Mara. Interesting to see the performers who sink or swim with the director’s approach. Mara has the right vibe, able to project levity despite the obliqueness. Feels like Gosling struggles with the process though. A film about intimacy. Recalls it, suggests it and makes you reflect on it.
- Thor: Ragnarok (2017), Taika Waititi – Really the first Marvel film with an authorial voice. The best parts of this are very much a Taika Waititi film. Quite hilarious. Hemsworth’s comedic timing is excellent. And the director’s character is hilarious. Dig the full fantasy start. After the bold first 45 minutes, it does fall into some of the same old Marvel territory plotwise. Performances are all excellent. Tessa Thompson is a badass while Cate Blanchett delivers one of the stronger Marvel villains. Does ever so slightly feel less than the sum of its parts.
- Battle of the Sexes (2017), Jonathan Dayton & Valerie Faris – Situates Billie Jean King as the revolutionary she was. Not always been the biggest Emma Stone fan and here she doesn’t immediately disappear into the role. But as the film progresses she gets more comfortable. So much to love: Alan Cumming as a confidante/designer, Margaret Court as a villain and a really positive presentation of queer romance. The irresistible physical connection between two people. Do think there’s a little too much of a focus on Riggs. Perhaps gives him a pass at times. Symbolic weight of what was a silly exhibition match is established. How it is used as a tool of the patriarchy.
- Good Time (2017), Benny & Josh Safdie – A unique fuckin heist film and entry into the ‘one really shitty day’ genre. Bit of an idiosyncratic film. Can feel the desperation reeking off the characters. It’s frenetic, driven by technical aspects – shooting, sound design. Beautifully and boldly cut together. A remarkable soundtrack of like late 80s synth superhero soundscapes. R Patz continues to show he’s one of the best. Jennifer Jason Leigh is dynamic in a small role. A hell of a film.
- I Confess (1953), Alfred Hitchcock – Cool, whodunnity style opening. Though immediately puts a twist on that. We see who the murderer is as he confesses to the priest. Which is cool. Really well performed .The plot is quite simple, but Hitchcock controls it well into one of his signature shock endings. Montgomery Clift is exceptionally good.
- Josie and the Pussycats (2001), Harry Elfont & Deborah Kaplan – This is awesome. Subversive from the start. The cast is great. Rachel Leigh and Rosario Dawson in particular absolutely slay this material as two of the Pussycats. And Alan Cumming is born to play this manager role. He and Parker Posey are a cracking villainous duo. Cool catchy songs. And hilarious self-referential moments. A bit silly but all so charming. And finishes with a totally adorable, utterly silly fight scene.
- Geostorm (2017), Dean Devlin – Such a pure dang joy. Your favourite apocalyptic weather movie, but with shitloads of space stuff. Gerard Butler plays a polly-punching genius scientist. Also a massive ‘countdown to Geostorm’ countdown clock. If you believe a bad film can bring joy, this is absolutely your thing. Charming cast. Abbie Cornish is ace as a badass secret service agent. Deeply silly and delightful, right down to the deliciously dumb, adorable, feel-good ending.
- The Girl With all the Gifts (2016), Colm McCarthy – One of the best zombie films ever. Militaristic opening with kids being experimented on. Glimpses of the zombie overrun outside world. Young lead Sennia Nanua is wonderful. Small group travelling thought the zombie wasteland. Excellent zombie transformations and performances. Very little CGI. Nanua brings this incredible, slightly inhuman physicality to her role. Great ensemble – Glenn Close, Paddy Considine and Gemma Arterton. Film very coded, uses the iconography of the war film to great effect.
Not Worth Watching
- Evolution (2015), Lucile Hadzihalilovic – Really did not get the creepy vibe that I think I was supposed to. Not at all atmospheric despite the incredible locations and underwater shooting. Gradually builds this environment of single women with a single male child. An implication of religiosity it feels. Chaste, bland village life. Really didn’t get into it. And a lot of the horror seems to simply focus on the ickiness of surgery. Meandering, uneventful and sleep-inducing. Not enough minutiae to grab onto.
- Free Fire (2016), Ben Wheatley – Found this super contrived, particularly the dialogue and music choices. Plus the much vaunted action was pretty pedestrian. The use of space is very poor, you can’t tell who is shooting at who. It had no weight. Both the action and presence of the performers. Looked and felt like people standing around acting. Brie Larson is good though. Her calm presence brings something different. Overall though there was no real sense of character, and as a style piece I didn’t find it very flashy.
- The Bye Bye Man (2017), Stacy Title – Starts with a 1960s dad Leigh Whannell, but unfortunately it’s all downhill from there. Low key and not particularly engaging. The first half is plain whilst the second is painfully awful. Builds up some decent mythology, but the eventual reveal of the Bye Bye Man is real shitty. There is no real consistency to the internal rules of the film. All of it is not helped by really bad performances by the three leads and an awful script.
- I Know How Many Runs You Scored Last Summer (2008), Stacey Edmonds & Doug Turner – Some promising signs early with the way it combines cricket and horror. But the commitment to the cricket connection wanes. Looks pretty decent and slick for such a low budget. But you can definitely see the budget in the acting and sets. And a gross shower scene that serves less narrative purpose than maybe any nudity in cinema history. The script is rubbish and lowkey offensive. Charming at times such as the hilarious final battle, but mainly bad.
- To Our Loves (1983), Maurice Pialat – Sandrine Bonnaire is so great. Character’s approach to sex is interesting. No real exposition to explain her interest in it. It’s just part of the snippets we get of her father’s overbearing nature and violence. She’s remarkable in what is not an easy role. Aside from that the film didn’t really hold my attention though. The family dramas and lack of plot are a drag. Perhaps down to the lack of early focus on character.
- The Captured Bird (2012), Jovanka Vuckovic – Cool style combo of old and new with wild production values. Bugs flowing from pipes and blood bubbling from stones. But unfortunately it has that ‘effects reel’ vibe of a lot of shorts. I was not taken by it really.
- #Horror (2015), Tara Subkoff – A failure, but an interesting one. Cool locations and visuals. A totally weird, omnipresent and overbearing soundtrack that doesn’t really vibe with what’s onscreen. Super creative, even though it doesn’t work. The cool sheen of slight unreality to it all. Animated social media burst onscreen are crass rubbish though. Kids like their phones. We get it. Does attempt to ground things in the meanness of teen girls and the turmoil of teendom. Acting too weak to pull it off though. Kinda fucked up that a bunch of 12 year old girls get murdered.
- Blade Runner 2049 (2017), Denis Villeneuve – I dug the early part. Where we see something different, something remote and isolated. Not urban. But damn, this thing is sooooo long. I like how CGI is used to enhance the dystopic streetscapes. Epic and sprawling. The plot doesn’t do a whole lot though, there’s some hokey narrative paths. Establishes and explores the hierarchy of humans>replicant>VR maid. This hierarchy of realness. But not explored in that interesting a way. And I think the film does have an issue with women. Notion that the foundation of women is to make men happy. Violence against women as cheap symbolism. Also fuck Jared Leto. He makes every film he’s in worse.
If you only have time to watch one The Girl With all the Gifts
Avoid at all costs The Bye Bye Man
Here we go with September of last year thoughts. All in all a pretty positive month, that skews quite heavily to newer (at the time) releases. Enjoy.
- It (2017), Andy Muschietti – I really liked this, despite finding the scares to be pretty ineffectual. Builds this nice 80s small town with a dark past vibe. This is nicely shown through sketching out the different experiences that kids can have in a place like that. Liked the adventure vibe, a group of buds taking on something massive. But the horror elements are too scattershot. Sort of works in the world of the gfilm, but no cohesiveness in frightening the audience. Plus there is too much CGI on Pennywise. Some dark stuff to consider. Bullying and the face that all the adults are either distant at best or a whole lot worse. It’s a film about the experience of childhood divorced from the experience of adults.
- The Dark Tower (2017), Nikolaj Arcel – Given this is based on a (extremely beloved) series of books, it’s super slight. But given I have no connection to the source material, I actually had an ok time here. It’s light on plot for a fantasy film with minimal mythology. Builds nice dual worlds though. Both of the older leads are really excellent. McConaughey mixes cool reserve and genuine evil. Elba rocks as a fuckin badass action hero with presence and bravado. A strange mix of kid-led adventure film with some legit darkness and intensity. This actually left me hanging out for the supposed TV series.
- The Fate of the Furious (2017), F. Gary Grey – As someone who hasn’t enjoyed any of this franchise since #3, this was a really nice surprise. Crackingly awful dialogue. Grey harnesses the silliness and self-parody into something super fun. Which is not easy to do when not only do you know where the plot is going, you know every single beat. Gloriously stupid stuff. The Stath doing an action scene holding a baby is an underrated high point of the series.
- Brooks, Meadows and Lovely Faces (2016), Yousry Nasrallah – I didn’t quite capture some of the tonal stuff. But there was a lot to like here. The performances, especially from the two leads, are really good. There is a great sense of character, which comes much more strongly from these performances than the writing. There’s a really strong sequence at a wedding, storytelling wrapped up with a pivotal life ceremony. A quite horrific late shift that jars with what has come before and then the film ends on a comedic bee attack.
- The Incredible Jessica James (2017), Jim Strouse – I’m a big fan of Jessica Williams, especially her podcast ‘2 Dope Queens’. Here she plays a struggling playwright going through a breakup. Going in, thought Chris O’Dowd would be a bad fit opposite Williams. But it works really well, despite the uninspired script. Gentle, nice and worth it for the lead performances..
- The Girlfriend Experience (2009), Steven Soderbergh – Big fan of this one. Like the way it is shot – small, intimate and utilises focus. Sketches out the ‘girlfriend experience’. I thought Sasha Grey was really good. Like the construction, plotless in a way but the narrative sort of builds through encounters. Actually as more plot got added in, I liked it less. Still one of my favourite Soderbergh films though.
- Dolly Parton’s Coat of Many Colours (2015), Stephen Herek – This has the spirit of Dolly Parton running through it and is fucking delightful as a result. Be warned, it does get a little churchy at the end. But it’s really well acted, from the young lead and her parents in particular. And it’s a lovely weaving of her song into movie form. Slight and clearly made for TV, but lovely.
- Fly Away Home (1996), Caroll Ballard – A huge dose of schmaltz from minute one. Scraggly Jeff Daniels is all kinds of ace. Lots of cute baby geese. Look it’s pretty run of the miss stuff. But I like the motley crew vibe that pops up. Above average, solid, family fare.
- Hidden Figures (2016), Theodore Melfi – Perhaps not as revolutionary as the story demands. But dies make plain the intense racism and sexism being confronted. Simple, but good storytelling elevated by bloody good performances from the three leads. It’s a good script. More focused on Taraji P. Henson’s character than I was expecting. She is great here, but I think a more ensemble approach to the story would have made for a more satisfying film.
- Lego Batman Movie (2017), Chris McKay – Much better than its predecessor. Hilariously and cleverly pokes fun at the conventions of the character, tapping into his loneliness, arrogance and privilege. Also looks super, super cool. Even the really self-aware moments are very funny. Silly, but canny enough to poke at the seriousness of the character.
- Deadly Blessing (1981), Wes Craven – Underrated Craven goodness here. Smoothly crafts the ominous aspects of the Hittites – costuming and choral singing take on a creepiness. Plenty of this feels unremarkable, especially the whodunit elements. But Craven can’t help putting his touch of brilliance on things. Ernest Borgnine is really quite good in this. He adds layers to the presentation of the Hittites I think. Sort of lulls you along, then suddenly something like a slamming door scares the shit out of you. Also feels like Craven is riffing on his own career at times – the bath scene recalls his most famous film.
- Malcolm (1986), Nadia Tass – Colin Friels stars as a shy dude fired for building his own tram. Nice portrait of an ingenious and awkward outsider. Settles into an odd-couple crime caper with class commentary. Great script, that constantly makes you smile. I think something quite beautiful to it, depth to the characters and relationships. A fun, strikingly absurd tale of friendship and bank robbery.
- Patti cake$ (2017), Geremy Jasper – In a way not what I was expecting. It’s grimmer and more true to lie than the triumphant musical underdog story it was sold as. It’s a really great lead performance from Danielle Macdonald, transcends the cliché it could have become (large white girl trying to do hip-hop). Elicits the confidence that she has the fortitude to achieve what she is yearning for. All culminates in one of the best musical moments in a film for a long time. An awesomely exultant release of the film’s build-up.
- Ali’s Wedding (2017), Jeffrey Walker – So incredibly charming. Teen romcom tropes – nervousness about exams, talking to girls – filtered through a Muslim-Australian lens in a way that feels quite meaningful. It also makes this part of the humour. Really solid filmmaking, the way the harsher flashbacks are crafted. Also laugh out loud funny, with some really clever and fun music cues. Hits all the beats you expect in a way you haven’t seen.
- The Good Fight Season 1 (2017), Robert King, Michelle King & Phil Alden Robinson – Plays like a heart-warming remix of its predecessor. Baranski’s Diane provides such a comforting connection, while Lucca really becomes the focus here. The case of the week format means there are duds. But the overall theme of a predominately African American firm taking on police violence lends it a cohesiveness. I found this to be a warm, fun ride.
Not Worth Watching
- Hatchet (2006), Adam Green – I do love how Adam Green has made his own way, and this seems to be a particularly beloved film in the horror community. But it did little for me. Starts muted, even with the presence of Robert Englund. The script has some nice humour to it and it actually works pretty well as a comedy. Unfortunately it’s totally forgettable as a horror film. The kills are weird, not sure what they are going for. Neither played for laughs (despite the silly effects) or particularly creative.
- Death Ship (1980), Alvin Rakoff – Sort of OTT and hilarious, but not at all fun. There is an ominous presence to the visuals of the titular ship. But as soon as it is boarded, that atmosphere essentially evaporates. A muted and gross experience, neither of those in a good way.
- XXX: Return of Xander Cage (2017), D.J Caruso – Sold to me by people I trust as a fun ‘good-bad’ movie, this is unfortunately junk. Utterly stupid from the first second. The action, even with dudes as talented as Donnie Yen, is super slow and a bit shit. Quite stilted overall. Very much a failed Bond riff. Occasionally certain cast members give it a shot of life, but there’s an equal number of them who explode onto the screen with a meh. A chore.
- Take the 10 (2017), Chester Tam – Oof. A lot of the Netflix original movies are underrated I feel. No chance of that here. It’s exceptionally bad. Mind-numbingly horrible and arch dialogue. I barely made it through which is very rare for me. Super uninspiring, crass and cheap. Unfunny with no plot as well. You know things are dire when not even Andy Samberg can inspire some laughs.
- Girls Trip (2017), Malcolm D. Lee – I didn’t get what so many others got from this film. Instantly establishes the four main characters. Which means no time wasted on backstory. And the casting is uniformly great. Four ace leads headlined by the breakout performance from Tiffany Haddish. But for me, it didn’t really transcend standard comedic stuff. The pee jokes and long drug trips felt tired, even with the refreshing characters and performers. Plus it was super overlong.
- Annabelle Creation (2017), David F. Sandberg – Supposedly an improvement on the first but I don’t see it. Really average rather than abrasively awful. Builds a decent ‘world’ – older couple with secrets, big ol house, orphans and nuns. But does zero with it. Boring. Feels like the many Waniverse tropes of slamming doors, use of framing and focus to generate scares, folks getting dragged away, people floating, are really only any good in James’ hands.
If you only have time to watch one Ali’s Wedding
Avoid at all costs Take the 10
Here’s more worth watching from last year. Some solid new releases from last year and a whole bunch of really arty stuff as well. As always hyperlinked titles go through to full (though short) podcast reviews.
- Denial (2016), Mick Jackson – Really well performed, if unsympathetic, look at a trial involving holocaust denier David Irving. Timothy Spall is chillingly good here, one of the best performances of the year. A cerebral courtroom script that teases out legal complexities without making you fall asleep. The ventures to Auschwitz, whilst not the film’s focus, are harrowing and haunting. There are certainly moments of clumsiness. But the performances of Spall, Rachel Weisz, Tom Wilkinson and Andrew Scott mean this is well worth your time.
- Mulheim/Ruhr (1964), Peter Nestler – A town portrait built up through sheer mass of images. Very fast cutting and the images feel almost like stills. The jaunty score didn’t work for me and perhaps more coherent thematic thread would have been nice. But it’s unique and the black & white is lovely and crisp.
- Scream 3 (2000), Wes Craven – Even in this reference laden series, Craven remains the master of suspense. The meta stuff here is legit funny and not too distracting. It also lulls you into a false sense of security at times. A blinding mix of the terrifying and very funny. The camera placement in the film is so spot on, showing how much can be achieved through that. Neve Campbell is incredible as Sidney as always, whilst there is a hilariously written Carrie Fisher cameo too.
- The Burning (1981), Tony Maylam – Camp based slasher. Gross and intense at time, heightened by Savini’s genius. Gardening shears are involved. Decent at capturing that sense of teendom. Surprisingly, does an excellent job at depicting (and attacking) toxic masculinity. Skewers it in a way that I’ve not really seen before in a slasher. The main villain is a bit weak though.
- Live by Night (2016), Ben Affleck – I’m a huge fan of both Affleck as a director, and the work of Dennis Lehane that this is based on. Solidly enjoyable rather than great. Does a decent job of evoking atmosphere, a Boston of Italian and Irish mobs. Solid take on an attempt to have disdain for authority in a world riddled with it. A little laboured, with some strange narrative diversions, but enjoyable.
- The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986), Tobe Hooper – I really dug this. A strange cacophony of a film. Wild, with a totally different tone to the first. Dennis Hopper, industrial vibe, comedy and Savini effects. Hopper is really excellent. The comedy is achieved surprisingly through quite classically constructed jokes. Remarkable that a sequel so tonally different as this not only gets made, but also feels quite true to the first. Feel the tonal choice says a lot about Hooper as an artist. Caroline Williams gives a great performance as the female lead, balancing being a scream queen with some very funny and silly stuff. A rare film that works both as a horror and a comedy.
- Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017), Luc Besson – Saw in 3D which I think added a lot. Colour popping, wondrous vision. The planets feel tactile despite the otherworldliness. Damn creative design of cities/worlds/beings. I though Delvinege was really impressive, she has a real charm. DeHaan’s too cool riff on Han Solo takes a while to warm to, but it works well I think. It’s flabby as fuck, but that sort of just added to it being pretty adorable I thought. Full of delightful diversions just to explore the world that Besson had built up. Besson controls the whole thing pretty well.
- Atomic Blonde (2017), David Leitch – Old school cold war spy flick. Really excellent, heavy use of the compilation soundtrack. The action is supremely well done, which makes up for the story being pretty cold war 101 type stuff. Theron is really good and excels with the action. I found James McAvoy’s character wasn’t played quite right tonally. There is some interesting enough filtering of the story through the reliability (or otherwise) of the narrator. Bummer it ends on a pretty tame twist.
- Starship Troopers (1997), Paul Verhoeven – Derided on release, beloved now. This is pretty great. Really sharp stuff. Analyses the interaction between the media and military complex super astutely. Denise Richards is pretty good aye. Loved this film. Very funny. Takes place I a slightly absurd but anchored world. There’s an interesting superficiality to the film. On one level, can kind of understand why it was dismissed upon release. On the more genre side of things, I dug the effects and they hold up perfectly well, whilst the schlocky sci-fi battling is also great. Rather fab.
- Towards Mathilde (2005), Claire Denis – Love when a film interrogates a different artistic process. Analysis of dance is great, but not all of the rehearsal footage feels particularly worthwhile. That said, there is something hypnotic in observing the work – performance and the construction of performance merging. Interesting to see and consider the final product in relation to the disparate bits of preparation and construction that went into it.
- Bad Girls Go to Hell (1965), Doris Wishman – A earnest shoddiness to the film as encapsulated by the particularly sketchy ADR work. But this still has a fair bit to offer. Very stark, astutely rendered sexual assault scene. Sudden and shows the grossness of the male gaze, with its power and ownership. Hard to watch and quite terrifying. The film functions as an examination of the violent expressions of the patriarchy. Low on plot details which means it feels quite real. Though the intrusive and incessant jazz score works against that. Overall a sickening (as it should be) profile of a woman brutally beaten down by society.
- Motel Hell (1980) Kevin Connor – Something so endearing about a ‘Motel Hello’ sign with a dicky ‘O’. A funny vibe to it all. Crusty old dude plays it perfectly and there are some cool visuals. And some nice little wrinkles in the background. The isolated setting is particularly excellent. Some surprisingly wry stuff about people as animals. Glorious schlock with bonus chainsaw points.
- A Cure for Wellness (2016), Gore Verbinski – About as weird a mainstream film as has been released in recent years. Great, jarring sound design and use of soundtrack to set the mood. A different Dane DeHaan performance from the other one this month – he’s callous and weary here. All atmosphere, creepy imagery (eels and shit) really does go a long way. It is sloooow and looong though, often going around in circles. Disappointingly wanders into some overfamiliar territory around questions of sanity and builds to an underwhelming (though gross) reveal. One weird movie.
Not Worth Watching:
- Logan Lucky (2017), Steven Soderbergh – This was a disappointment. A South of West Virginia, John Denver and construction work. Threatens to be a different vision of the American working class, but then falls into some of the same stuff we’ve seen before. Performances are a mixed bag. Katie Holmes, Katherine Waterson and Channing Tatum are excellent at inhabiting this vibe. But Adam Driver struggles with the Southern shtick, whilst Daniel Craig makes little impression. The heartfelt character moments are nice. But too much time is spent on the tensionless, humourless heist.
- Sunday in Peking (1956), Chris Marker – Day in the life style observation. Market an outsider here to an almost orientalist degree. Glib ignorance rather than anything particularly malicious. Coupled with rapid fire voiceover that more overwhelms than informs. Aside from the early point of Marker viewing a place memorialised from childhood postcard, there’s nothing noteworthy about the imagery or his thoughts on it.
- Wet Hot American Summer: Ten Years Later (2017), Michael Showalter & David Wain – This was a major bummer, I’ve loved all the other ‘Wet Hot’ stuff. Feels too arch/knowing. Lacks the character bits that made earlier iterations work so well. Misses the mark wildly, aside from the occasional individual performance (chiefly Josh Charles & Alyssa Milano).
If you only have time to watch one The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
Avoid at all costs Wet Hot American Summer: Ten Years Later
So there’s been a decent gap in these. This one was because I was sure that I had written the complete July wrap-up in the past, but I’ve managed to lose it. So I eventually relented and rewrote it all. The hyperlinked titles are the films that I recorded podcasts on. So click through for a full, though only 10-15 minute long, review. Enjoy!
- XX (2017), Jovanka Vuckovic, Karyn Kusama, St. Vincent, Roxanne Benjamin – More consistent than the standard horror anthology. Some cool short film concepts. Nicely acted with a firm grip on building atmosphere. Though there is a weird dedication to non-endings, which is strange given twists and finality are often a feature of shorts. Kusama’s effort stands out. Takes horror tropes and examines them from a female perspective.
- Broad City season 3 (2016), Ilana Glazer & Abbi Jacobson – Continues to be hilarious. The episodes just fly by when you get going. I blinked and was done. At times gutbustingly hilarious. Which in a way makes it more accessible than other seasons. There continues to be minimal character development. Which you would think might be starting to grate. But this is all exuberance and very smart hilarity.
- Pro-Life (2006), John Carpenter – Carpenter’s second Masters of Horror entry is sharp and solid. Takes a cool little thriller setup and goes somewhere wild with it. Ends up a genre mishmash with some action sequences thrown in. Plainly shot and bland settings, most likely as a function of the budget. The writing is really good and Ron Perlman is perfectly cast here. Cool effects as well, both practical and CGI.
- Nobody Speak (2017), Brian Knappenberger – A portrait of the chilling environment toward journalists driven by Trump. Establishes Gawker as this outsider, flouting traditional journalistic convention. A trashy centre to a serious story. Essentially turns into a story about how the ultra-rich love to bully. Though perhaps doesn’t expand enough on the real dangers this presents to society, when billionaires brazenly wield great power.
- Power Rangers (2017), Dean Israelite – This is pretty wild. Opens with a dying power ranger in prehistoric times. Pterodactyls, aliens, spaceships, blue Brian Cranston and a cow gets jacked off. This is just the first 5 minutes. Settles a little after that. Mainly really good, with some inexplicable filmmaking choices thrown in there. Fun as shit though. All of the teen performances are charismatic and create a sense of difference from one another. Unsurprisingly plays like a superhero flick, but focused on the camaraderie in discovery/testing their powers together. Also the score is super good. But there is a talking robot that is Jar Jar Binks level awful. The action isn’t incredible and they take too long to go full power ranger. But it captures the spirit of the show really nicely.
- Umbango (1986), Tonie van der Merwe – Extremely low budget South African western with a hacky vibe to it. Though mostly endearing. Something charming about the shooting and how it plays the western thing totally straight. Super talky, taking place on sets that are almost comically tiny. Probably a little too talky to be a classic B movie, though it holds enough interest for curiosity viewing.
- Nude on the Moon (1961), Doris Wishman & Raymond Phelan – What a strange film. It is pretty great until it arrives at the titular nude moon stuff, where it gets super boring. Looks decent enough and crafts some nice sci-fi charm through the first half. Building a rocket and flying to the moon has never been made to look as easy as it does here. Slight as all get out.
- The Beguiled (2017), Sofia Coppola – A quite interesting take on the war film, opening with visceral wounds and dehumanising of the enemy. An all-female house in the civil war south is an interesting perspective. There’s a great patter to the script, especially in the hands of such good performers. First 2/3 is a really well controlled war film. Then the film takes a turn. From there it becomes much shaggier, but full of tension and elements that require pondering. Especially in terms of character choices.
- Big Trouble in Little China (1986), John Carpenter – This is cool story of mateship not often seen onscreen. An awesomely fun mashup of genres. Hard hitting action and hilarious. Have to love peak cheeky Kurt Russell. Cracking, fun creature design. In short, movies don’t get any more fun than this.
- Outland (1981), Peter Hyams – I liked this. Connery plays a grizzly old space cop very well. Authority mixed with world weariness. Monitoring mining ops on Io. It looks great, an interesting aesthetic. The grittiness of mining tumbling into sci-fi glossiness. Simply plotted, definitely a cop story on a space outpost rather than heavy sci-fi.
- Day of the Dead (1985), George R. Romero – Hell of a creepy start. Romero really combines visuals and soundtrack to haunting effect. The score is quite incredible. This film really crafts something deep with the zombies – their plight and terror. Tom Savini is some kind of genius. Corpse effects in the lab. Interesting take on the military here. Masculinity, misogyny. Interesting plot focus with long sequences focused on the zombies’ psyche and physical capabilities. One seriously gruesome flick.
- Tower XYZ (2015), Ayo Akingbade – Short with a weathered, shot on film vibe to it. Poetic, spoken word style voiceover. A really unique portrait of a city neighbourhood and youth.
Not Worth Watching:
- Yoga Hosers (2016), Kevin Smith – Pretty rough. Though the two leads have a reasonable level of charm and chemistry. And it’s occasionally quite funny. The script is beyond awful. But Smith’s strength at getting good performances from actors remains. Bringing Johnny Depp’s unwatchable character back from his last film has the same result here.
- Music of the Heart (1999), Wes Craven – It can be easy to dismiss Meryl Streep due to her comical number of Oscar noms. But she is outstanding here, as is Angela Basset. Those two performances are the main reasons to watch this pretty flat affair that Craven doesn’t seem to be able to bring a whole lot too. He’s not helped at all by the half-hearted script. Overwhelmingly twee.
- I am Self-Sufficient (1976), Nanni Moretti – Early Moretti with parallel storylines of a dude whose wife leaves him, and attempts to get an experimental play off the ground. Kind of cerebral and also a little boring. Basically turns into the making of an abstract piece that is in itself abstract. Pretty drab stuff. Ribbing on the affectations of abstract art don’t really work well at all. Though there are occasional nice allusions to the overt self-awareness that can plague that sphere. In the end I didn’t really know what was going on and I certainly didn’t give a shit.
- War for the Planet of the Apes (2017), Matt Reeves – A disappointment. A lot of war film posturing – shooting, score, carnage. Plays super overwrought, leaning into that war film stuff. So much so that it loses its uniqueness. The story beats are lacking and the stakes are all wrong. They’re bound up in human characters we don’t give a shit about, not the apes. An overwhelmingly masculine feeling film. Effects are still incredible though.
- War of the Worlds (2005), Steven Spielberg – Close to Spielberg’s worst. Cruise as a regular joe is a tough sell. Think he works better as someone who is meant to be exceptional. It’s a bad character fit. There are occasionally reminders of Spielberg’s greatness. The first reveal of an alien with Williams’ score pulsing in the background is masterful. Get that it’s based on a book, but a lot of it plays very silly. The refugee allusions are well crafted, if a touch obvious.
- Dunkirk (2017), Christopher Nolan – Basically, not explicitly anti-war enough for my liking, though it gets to their horrifying plight well enough. I didn’t mind the split narrative. But the structural fuckery with the timeline pissed me off. An experimental war film. But that structural fuckery means only individual moments work, not the whole. Engages at a sensory level, but fails to tell a story and has minimal sense of scope.
If you only have time to watch one Day of the Dead
Avoid at all costs War of the Worlds
Let the catch-up continue!!! This was also the month I started my podcast. So if you see any hyperlinked titles here, click through to find the full podcast review.
- Ali Wong: Baby Cobra (2016), Jay Kara – Great delivery. Some of the material is a touch tired, but her personality wins that over. Nicely brings her unique background to the material. I laughed a lot, which seems a pretty fair measure of these things.
- Ivan’s Childhood (1962), Andrey Tarkovsky – Not a fan of Tarkovsky but I love this. Elevated images of childhood and incredibly black and white cinematography. Harrowing use of imagery and editing. Use of shadow to dominate and oppress the frame. A really beautiful and artistic film. The titular childhood, or rather the loss of it, is quite profound. An exploitation of childhood rather than a loss really. Some of the meandering artiness does detract at times. Though it also deepens Ivan’s character.
- Merantau (2009), Gareth Evans – That notion of right of passage from childhood to adulthood. Also really gets at that feeling of being adrift and overwhelmed in a new city. Uwais has such a nicely unique fighting style. Choreography is top notch and even early on Evans had some chops when it came to shooting action. I like how Uwais gets his butt whooped on occasion. It’s a nice, simple action film plot. Though it gets a bit icky with the treatment of the main female character. The sequence in the shipyard is perhaps one of the all-time great fight sequences.
- Crumbs (2015), Miguel Llanso – I really liked this understated, unique piece of Ethiopian sci-fi. A sparse number of characters interacting in a similarly presented space. A simply rendered post-apocalypse with absurdist touches – a nazi turns up at one point. Incredible to see a disabled person in such a prominent (and romantic) role. It’s a great performance too. I really like this world, and the subtle sci-fi battle for survival that takes place in it. A cool quirkiness that doesn’t grate, perhaps due to the low budget craft – a giant hand space-ship, engagement with long dormant pop-culture (ninja turtles). Also very funny, both in quiet dry ways and in the way it repurposes current everyday/pop-culture items as objects of great significance. The latter is especially charming.
- Detective Byomkesh Bakshy! (2015), Dibakar Banerjee – A lot of period style here, some heightened noir and genre vibes throughout. At times the presentation of Bakshy as a wannabe Sherlock ultra-intellectual doesn’t work. But those elements of the character become more watchable as the film progresses. It’s grand to see that kind of character operating against the backdrop of WWII era Calcutta. It’s a well-acted and bloody invocation of classic detective stories, hewing closely to the form’s conventions. An excellent score too. Bakshy’s self-doubt makes for a nice wrinkle to the super-smart detective vibe.
- I’m So Excited (2013), Pedro Almodovar – Just my second Almodovar film. A very funny vibe – beginning with the disinterested mannerisms of the flight attendants. The soundtrack is cleverly used to support the comedic, faux-serious vibe. I really dug this film. A whole raft of great performances and a great comedic tone too. Or tones I guess as it rolls up and down, weaving in some more serious dramatic notes too. And a director who is able to manage all of this remarkably well.
- Bad Education (2004), Pedro Almodovar – Almodovar is such a great visual stylist, he can bring a totally different look to each film. This film utilises a flashback upon flashback structure that continually reframes the narrative. But it’s never confusing and the relevance to the ongoing story is always clear. A film about a lot of things including the intersection of career & friendship, as well as the impact of childhood sexual abuse on a life. A very dark, meticulously crafted narrative that is a clear commentary on systematic abuse in the church and the depravity bred there. But it’s not the whole focus at all, the film also comments on notions of performance and living in a performative way.
- Chevalier (2015), Athina Rachel Tsangari – Captures a testosterone fuelled vibe from the start. Bitter and resentful competition to be the blokiest bloke on the boat, commenting on the daft masculinity that exists to even allow such a thing. An absurd ultra-competitiveness over every little matter, that you could totally see happening in real life. The premise is revealed in a very dry, almost wry way. This is also very funny in a way unlike any other film I can recall. Way the toxicity builds is really well judged. Sublimely controlled filmmaking and storytelling.
- The Birth of Love (1993), Philippe Garrel – The artistic black and white shooting is an early way in, important as the characters and storytelling are initially a battle. Pockets of intimacy against an urban backdrop. Personal moments against the sprawl and realist glimpses into the domestic sphere. Well performed and backed by a lovely, sparse piano score. Though this is also one of those age old tales where the female characters are far more interesting but barely onscreen. There should be something insufferable about how the two leads shirk responsibility and lead selfish lives. But it is interesting how that is viewed by the filmmaker and re-contextualised in the film.
- Summer of ’92 (2015), Kasper Barfoed – A snappily put together sports film, though the focus on the coach means it struggles to make strong characters of the players. The incorporation of actual match footage is a great choice. Though it stumbles when the actors are spliced in. But the central character of the coach is an interesting guy, the way he faces disrespect from the media is a different focus than the norm.
- The Beaches of Agnes (2008), Agnes Varda – no film has ever endeared me to its creator more than this one. Varda is such an engaging and inquisitive presence onscreen as she creatively explores the documentary process. Rumination of elements of her life through the presence of one type of landscape. Such a specific concept, but is made to feel otherwise. Constantly beautiful and visually playful. A beautiful life history. Both through reflections and more performative considerations. Also functions as a consideration of her filmography, done in such a way that its worth those not familiar with her work viewing it.
- Slumber Party Massacre (1982), Amy Holden Jones – Such a great entry into the slasher canon, made all the more important by the fact it’s written, produced and directed by women. Gory, and let’s face it, a big fuck-off drill is a great slasher weapon. An extremely 80s film. I dig that it’s very teen girl focused and that’s from a female perspective. There’s some excellent extended tension in individual scenes. And the film lightens the mood with some fun fake outs. Plus stylistically there’s some cool stuff here, cross-cutting and match shots. The film functions well as a reflection on abusive men and misogyny. A great slasher.
- Wonder Woman (2017), Patty Jenkins – The period approach and the choice of director pay off handsomely. It is subversive and feminist to see a woman dominant in the sphere of war. Not just the WWI depicted in the film, but the fact it’s a war film with a dominant female fighter. How she moves on a totally different level, a blend of grace and destructiveness. The mythology elements add a nice wrinkle to the standard fish out of water elements. It perhaps doesn’t quite come together as a whole. But there is so much to love. The ensemble works well with an incredible Gadot at the core. Embodies the power of the character and someone with a unique viewpoint on masculinity, war and power given her upbringing. The relationship, both as war comrades and romantic interest, with Pine’s Trevor is really well handled. Booming sound design punctuates the action, though the soundtrack is disappointingly unnoticeable for the most part.
- Ophelia (2013), Annarita Zambrano – Two boys ride to where they think a woman is sunbathing nude. Young and playful. It’s not menacing, but the male gaze is present from very early on. Horrifically they find her dead body in the tide. They cover her and move her away from the ocean. Two really good, un-showy performances from the kids. Place her body in an ‘acceptable’ state, as if to make amends. Though on another level executing a level of control as they bicker over the body in a typical male way.
- Hot Rod (2007), Avika Schaffer – Hilarious, as this crew always are. Real nice sunny visuals and a top comedy cast – Samberg, Hader, McBride and Isla Fisher. McShane threatens to steal the show as a shitty father in law. Impossible not to be swept along in the charm of this. Even if it perhaps does not linger in the memory as much as some of their later work.
- Beauty Shop (2005), Billie Woodruff – There’s some truly wacky acting in this thing – Kevin Bacon and Alicia Silverstone are… really going for something or other. Shift in location from Chicago to Atlanta adds some texture. Once Latifah opens up her own shop it improves heaps. Ends up capturing that same vibe as the other films, but in a legitimately female focussed way. Familiar and fresh. Love this series of films.
- Munyurangabo (2007), Lee Isaac Chung – Presents a very specific patriarchal society, along with the set of expectations that brings around familial responsibility and notions of stature. Also gets to the ethnic divisions in Rwanda. As much as the film does a good job of conveying all of that, no doubt some of the subtleties are lost on me. The film nicely reveals over time the true nature of their journey and ethnic relations between the main characters. It’s very artistic, at times having a nice impressionist road movie bent to it, though the perspective is occasionally unclear. But those idiosyncratic elements provide the film’s best moment – a character looks at the camera and delivers a powerhouse poem straight at the camera.
- Monster Trucks (2017), Chris Wedge – Look there is very little here, but what there is strangely worked for me. Rob Lowe as an oil baron an obvious plus. As are underwater sorta octopus aliens with an affinity for monster trucks (these show up within 5 minutes). And I was pleasantly surprised by how strong the animation is and particularly how well it is incorporated into the action sequences.
- Hotel Coolgardie (2016), Pete Gleeson – Immediately establishes the sexist culture. Owner of the local pub essentially demands the new employees are attractive women. Referred to as fresh meat by the customers and borne out by their actions. A quite simply made, deeply disquieting film that lingers on awkward moments. Illustrates starkly the ‘ghettos’ of men that spring up in these locations. A depressing film about depressing people. Wisely focuses on a couple of locals, which allows the characters to be fleshes out and bring out the complexities. The film is not trying to say these men are evil. But that there is a toxic culture all around them, not specifically about drinking culture. Uncomfortable viewing.
Not Worth Watching:
- Agata’s Friends (2015), Laia Alabart, Alba Cros, Marta Verheyen & Laura Rius – Focusses in on the partying and camaraderie of uni life. At times it also captures the aimlessness of sorts of early uni life, the silly tiffs and the faux intellectual bluster of students. But needed a stronger sense of character. The plot and relationships between them are frustratingly vague which really hurts it overall.
- 1941 (1979), Steven Spielberg – I think this is Spielberg’s worst film, certainly his wildest misfire. There are hints of his ability to find tonal notes, particularly in the situating of the plot in WWII California paranoia. But it’s deeply, desperately unfunny. It’s true you can make a comedy out of anything. But this gives none of the weight to the war that a film should.
- Mongol (2007), Sergei Bodrov – A great looking film desperately let down by the storytelling side of things. The life of Genghis Khan should provide really rich source material, but that’s not realised unfortunately. A lot of the early going is just Temudjin getting his arse kicked repeatedly. It’s a bit of a mess. The film fits into a recent trend of romanticised Khan origin stories. The film’s central thesis seems to be that Genghis Khan was a family man who overcame great adversity. Suspect there’s more to it than that.
- Assassins Creed (2016), Justin Kurzel – What a stupid fuckin movie. Opens with a moronic rock song over period setting, which immediately captures the blend of crass and bland we are in for. A large part of the issue is that I just don’t think there’s much potential to this plot. And the basic driving force of the narrative is totally nonsensical. The themes around control of power are simply laughable in their portrayal. Plus this is just an utterly non-exhilarating ride really. A muddled mess.
- Deepwater Horizon (2016), Peter Berg – Competent, though uninspired and laboured storytelling. Well constructed, the sets etc. And Kurt Russell and Gian Rodriguez give good performances, as you would expect. BP get roasted from the start which is nice, but it is strange (and a little disingenuous) that they don’t try to tell the whole story/aftermath whatsoever. So oppressively blokey and bleak.
If you only have time to watch one The Beaches of Agnes
Avoid at all costs 1941
For a range of reasons, I’m about a year behind on these worth watching posts. But over that entire time I have taken notes on every film I watched. I thought it was about time to write them all up and start churning these out. It will take me a little while, but you have about 200 or so reviews coming your way.
- Jessica Jones Season 1 (2015), Melissa Rosenberg – Hard-boiled detective tropes with a strong filter of a disturbingly well-realised PTSD. I really liked this. But it’s super intense and took me a long time to work my way through it. Kirsten Ritter excels as the weary, put-upon, but brilliant Jones. And as Kilgore, David Tennant is a remarkable, brutal vision of misogynist power with Jedi abilities. Utilises a lot of horror techniques to ramp the intensity up even more. A searing indictment of male privilege
- Riverdale Season 1 (2017), Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa – I don’t really have a grounding in the Archie mythos, so took me a while to get into this one. It’s a weird fuckin show. Some stylish visuals and the two lead female performances are excellent. Though the character of Archie is the least interesting thing about the whole show. The pulpy mystery elements are really interesting and some of the romance stuff is really sharply written. Crafts a nice heightened small town full of secrets vibe. Even with all the truly daft teen dialogue flying about, this show makes it work. Notably is really strong at parsing the differences between adulthood and being a kid, as well as that element of teendom that everyone’s a little fucked up.
- Mildred Pierce (2011), Todd Haynes – Does a good job of presenting a women facing off against a society that dismisses her and does not care for her (and by extension her kids). Miniseries format really gives the adaptation space to breathe. It’s great, subtle work by both Haynes and Winslet. It’s quite flat narratively. But you are made to ache for the central character by the creative team with this really bleak rumination on life and humanity.
- Santa Clarita Season 1 (2017), Victor Fresco – This doesn’t seem to be one of the Netflix originals that has a lot of people talking about it. But I think it’s my favourite so far. Gross and over the top visceral in a gleefully yuck way, with some great practical effects. All four of the lead performances are really nice and the connections grow over the course of the season. The mix of comedy and cannibalism you’ve been looking for. Even though the last ep was a slight let down, I am hanging out for season 2.
- The Terror Live (2013), Byung-woo Kim – Great setup. Dude calls a radio station threatening to blow up a bridge, gets dismissed, then does it. This then escalates into a live TV event. Showcasing the callous, cynical nature of the media. Also focuses in on inequality in contemporary, supposedly developed, South Korea. A very chatty thriller that gets a little silly at times. Second half is certainly not as tight, in part because it feels the need to make the story too complex.
- Personal Shopper (2016), Olivier Assayas – There’s a lot of really complex stuff going on in this film. It’s one I really liked but perhaps hard to articulate exactly why. For starters, it functions deceptively well as a straight horror film. And Kirsten Stewart gives a pretty extraordinary performance. Much of it is hard to pin down, in a nice not frustrating way though. It’s a film about forbidden desires, personal ambition, mortality and the meaning of life.
- T2 Trainspotting (2017), Danny Boyle – Densely edited and shot. This is not a sequel I was particularly anticipating, but the approach is admirable. Reflects on what it feels like to have fulfilled none of your potential. The difficulty of coming to terms with a ‘normal’ life. Nice mix of older characters moving through these thematic concerns and new ones giving a fresh set of eyes on these blokes who are both tired and refreshed.
- The Burbs (1989), Joe Dante – Young Tom Hanks, Carrie Fisher & Bruce Dern is a hell of a start to a cast. Such a Joe Dante film, with his unique storytelling knack. Fisher in sardonic mode can’t be beat whilst Hanks is great as a put-upon suburbanite. Corey Feldman is nicely precocious too. The plot is suburban concern elevated to live & death struggle, lots of slow-motion and soaring music (the score from Jerry Goldsmith is excellent).
- Batman Returns (1992), Tim Burton – At his best, as he is here, Burton is so good at creating these unique, heightened worlds. Very much helped along by Danny Elfman’s expansive, but not over the top, score. The plot is full of holes & undercooked elements, But that actually plays as charming, doesn’t feel workshopped to death. A superhero film with sharp moments of real darkness, but not an oppressive vibe. Danny DeVito gives a performance that’s both lovely and menacing. One that could so easily have come across as mere gurning.
- Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984), Steven Spielberg – For me this is the weakest of the whole series. Suffers from being in a single location, lacking the globetrotting elements that are the series’ strength. But at the same time, there’s some brilliant stuff here. The John Williams score is the best of the series. And there is plenty of secret passageways and booby traps. The dude getting his heart ripped out of his chest is a striking sequence and the mine cart chase is Spielberg at his absolute best. It’s also cool to see an Asian American sidekick – Short Round – who is really capable. I was surprised at how much I was into that character.
- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989), Steven Spielberg – Starts shakily. The River Phoenix Young Indy flashback is a great set piece, but the exposition of how he got his hat, scar etc is daft. But that kicks off a rollicking adventure that is my personal favourite of the series, with five or so truly great set pieces. Plus the added bonus of father and son banter that stays just the right side of silly. Helped by Connery utterly hamming it up. The film also never forgets to convey the gravity of a scenes’ actions, especially those that involve Nazis. Spielberg really shoots the shit out of this one.
- Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008), Steven Spielberg – Much better than I recall. Watching them close together smooths some of the more egregious issues (aliens basically). On paper the best cast of the series. And the opening section I think does a nice job of re-purposing the Indy mythology (yes the nuke the fridge thing is hella-daft). Refracts various tropes really well, grabbing the snake to escape quicksand for example. Though the second half is too CGI heavy which undercuts its charms. Overall though, I dug it.
- John Wick: Chapter 2 (2017), Chad Stahelski – Seems to have gotten lost this year, but this is another excellent action flick. Love that Wick is this borderline mythological figure. That extends to everything really. This is action film as mythology – gold coins, secret codes and blood oaths. Totally abandons plot for long stretches. But it doesn’t matter when the action is this good. Cleanly and creatively shot ‘gun-fu’. Thin characterisation is saved by excellent performances. Especially by Keanu, who by this point is an all-time action great.
- Alien: Covenant (2017), Ridley Scott – I loved this, which following the totally uninspiring marketing, was a nice surprise. Gnarly, bloody space horror action with some cool exploration aspects and solid characters. The design, as always in this series, is excellent. Even having a CGI xenomorph, works well here. Personally I actually find the focus on the Fassbender androids not that interesting. For me Waterson is the star and I would have loved to see her be the focal point of the narrative. But overall, I liked this a lot.
- The Sea Wolves (1980), Andrew V. McLaglen – Crusty concept with a stuffy script that is totally elevated by a great cast – Roger Moore, Gregory Peck and David Niven. They bring the charisma to make the material work. Decently shot on location. Builds nicely to the final, somewhat tense mission which is delivered well in borderline silent way.
- Miss Peregine’s Home for Peculiar Children (2016), Tim Burton – Surprisingly for a decent Tim Burton film, the worldbuilding is pretty limp here. Lacks atmosphere, thought the characters and intrigue are nice, as is some of the visual stuff. It’s distracting enough, but can’t help thinking that this would have totally kicked arse if in the hands of early 1990s Burton. The last act has a cool YA fantasy team-up vibe going for it.
- Stranger Things Season 1 (2016), The Duffer Brothers – This took a while to grow on me. It felt too derivative initially. The hype suggested I would be all in from the start, but it took me four or five eps for the commitment to horror imagery to really cement itself and I was into it from there. Winona Ryder is great as a mum under incredible stress and the kids really bring a lot to their characters. I was perhaps never totally engrossed in the actual plot, but I really liked the vibe and a lot of the ways it was put together – score and styling for example. That said, it’s a great emotional release at the end.
- Secret Agent (2016), Charles McDougall – One of my favourite books gets a pretty uneven BBC adaptation. The costuming and set design is typically great. Characterisations are stark and solid. Despite the miniseries length, some of the book’s complexities are definitely smoothed. Some vicious barbarism brought to life. The high point drama wise is undone to an extent by super shoddy special effects. Toby Jones is excellent – needy, ineffectual, powerless and conflicted. He brings all that to life.
- Master of None Season 2 (2017), Aziz Ansari & Alan Yang – So loving and stylish. Amazing how the episodes feel so uniquely individual, yet the season has a coherence to it. Though the early parts don’t flow together the way we are used to in the streaming age. On occasion it is too ambitious and the experiments impact the watchability. But the best episodes (first dates and thanksgiving) are also experimental so it is understandable that’s what they are chasing. The performances are excellent too – Ansari is super genuine, Bobby Cannavale feels like a good addition whilst Lena Waithe and Eric Wareheim’s characters provide a valuable bridge to season 1.
Not Worth Watching:
- The Girl on the Train (2016), Tate Taylor – Some nice early twists which is a plot conceit I dig. But even from the beginning – the intro of characters – it’s a little jumbled. The mystery never feels deeper than a structural contrivance. Have to fill in the gaps cause she’s drunk. The jumping back and forth in time is even more unnecessary here than that technique is usually. This is essentially a really good Emily Blunt performance in a meh movie.
- Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol 2 (2017), James Gunn – Utterly unremarkable. Not awful, was just nothing really of anything for me. Humour feels really forced and too omnipresent. Bautista’s Drax is the only source of humour that feels at all genuine or organic. He, and Michael Rooker as Yondu, give the clear standout performances. Takes the approach of splitting up the crew, which eliminates much needed sources of banter. And the main plot involving Quill’s father simply never engages. Neither Pratt or Kurt Russell are given enough to chew on.
- Superman (1978), Richard Donner – Despite some nice elements, this one doesn’t quite hold up anymore. The production design is still utterly incredible. And it starts strong with the snappy Brando cameo and a ‘down home’ kinda charm to it. But the over the top bumbling Clark Kent is not the best use of Reeves’ charm. A looong time before we actually get to see Superman. Too long for me. But a lot of the extended end sequence is really good. Supes racing all of California trying to save people.
- The Dazzling Light of Sunset (2016), Salome Jashi – This doco focussed on the news coverage in a small Georgian community very slight and needed a stronger focus. Though guess it does succeed in exposing the viewer to an experience totally outside their own. Best when considering the engagement between subject and filmmaker. Would have loved to see that, or more of an authorial hand coming through.
If you only have time to watch one Santa Clarita Diet Season 1
Avoid at all costs The Girl on the Train