Beer in one hand, a cocktail in the other, I FRANKENSTEIN in the blu-ray player. This situation could escalate into a live tweet. #ifrank

— Tim @ Five Rad Films (@beer_movie) December 20, 2014

The little prologuey bit covering the events of the book is kinda schlocky cool. #ifrank

— Tim @ Five Rad Films (@beer_movie) December 20, 2014

Woah. That is some cheaparse CGI work right there. #ifrank

— Tim @ Five Rad Films (@beer_movie) December 20, 2014

"Him, not it"… Untold emotional depth in the script though #ifrank

— Tim @ Five Rad Films (@beer_movie) December 20, 2014

Casting in this thing is pretty whack – Eckhart, Jai Courtney, Miranda Otto, Caitlin Stasey #ifrank

— Tim @ Five Rad Films (@beer_movie) December 20, 2014

Jai Courtney is taking this very seriously. Spouting his lines like it's Shakespeare. #ifrank

— Tim @ Five Rad Films (@beer_movie) December 20, 2014

I'll try not to start every tweet with a woah. But woah, they name him Adam. How friggin stupid. #ifrank

— Tim @ Five Rad Films (@beer_movie) December 20, 2014

This is one ugly, ugly film. #ifrank

— Tim @ Five Rad Films (@beer_movie) December 20, 2014

Film is a reminder that no matter how fantastic a performer, some material is just so bad, no one can make it look good. #ifrank

— Tim @ Five Rad Films (@beer_movie) December 20, 2014

Bill Nighy! Seriously how did they attract this cast. Also appears all the money was spent on actor salaries. #ifrank

— Tim @ Five Rad Films (@beer_movie) December 20, 2014

I liked Stuart Beattie's first film TOMORROW WHEN THE WAR BEGAN. A bummer that never turned into the franchise it should have #ifrank

— Tim @ Five Rad Films (@beer_movie) December 20, 2014

This is an impressively unimpressive film. Every big moment just feels like it is from some kids fantasy TV show. #ifrank

— Tim @ Five Rad Films (@beer_movie) December 20, 2014

All this CGI fire looks so bloody awful. If only there was something practical they could use… like I dunno, fire. #ifrank

— Tim @ Five Rad Films (@beer_movie) December 20, 2014

Kinda cool to see Mahesh Jadu in this. Recall seeing him in the indie film THREE AGES OF SASHA. Played an utter prick well in that #ifrank

— Tim @ Five Rad Films (@beer_movie) December 20, 2014

Pretty sure it's hard to keep any horror cred if you have gargoyles in your film. Can probably blame that on Disney. #ifrank

— Tim @ Five Rad Films (@beer_movie) December 20, 2014

I FRANKENSTEIN, you Jane #ifrank

— Tim @ Five Rad Films (@beer_movie) December 20, 2014

I see they hired the Green Goblin's mask maker for this film. They all look bloody terrible #ifrank

— Tim @ Five Rad Films (@beer_movie) December 20, 2014

Alrighty I'm out. Gonna have to finish this artistic triumph tomorrow. #ifrank

— Tim @ Five Rad Films (@beer_movie) December 20, 2014

Returning to I FRANKENSTEIN after a couple of days to recover from the horror that was the first 50 mins. #ifrank

— Tim @ Five Rad Films (@beer_movie) December 23, 2014

That's horror in the horrifically bad filmmaking sense, no other #ifrank

— Tim @ Five Rad Films (@beer_movie) December 23, 2014

2014 has been the year of despicably ugly big budget films. This and TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES both look like they cost $5 #ifrank

— Tim @ Five Rad Films (@beer_movie) December 23, 2014

Got so bored got distracted by my bunny Arbie cleaning himself for about 5 minutes. So I have no fuckin idea what's happening #ifrank

— Tim @ Five Rad Films (@beer_movie) December 23, 2014

In my defence though, this is how cute he looks when he cleans his face #ifrank pic.twitter.com/AWyXnDDK8B

— Tim @ Five Rad Films (@beer_movie) December 23, 2014

For a far more hilarious takedown of this film, albeit with less bunny photos, checkout @theflophousepod episode. #ifrank

— Tim @ Five Rad Films (@beer_movie) December 23, 2014

If THE GREAT GATSBY qualified for the @AACTA awards, surely I FRANKENSTEIN does too. How many nominations did it get? I guess 10. #ifrank

— Tim @ Five Rad Films (@beer_movie) December 23, 2014

I FRANKENSTEIN pros: mercifully short. That's it. #ifrank

— Tim @ Five Rad Films (@beer_movie) December 23, 2014

Verdict: Schooner of Tooheys New

— Tim @ Five Rad Films (@beer_movie) December 23, 2014

I FRANKENSTEIN second opinion: positively snorifying. #ifrank pic.twitter.com/334lOD6Uic

— Tim @ Five Rad Films (@beer_movie) December 23, 2014