Brace yourself for my only two oscar related tweets

— Tim @ Five Rad Films (@beer_movie) March 3, 2014

#WhereIsFruitvale the snub of @michaelb4jordan for best actor is the snubbiest snub that ever snubbed.

— Tim @ Five Rad Films (@beer_movie) March 3, 2014

The only thing I care about today in light of #WhereIsFruitvale is if Broken Circle Breakdown wins best foreign language pic. Amazing film

— Tim @ Five Rad Films (@beer_movie) March 3, 2014

go go @TheActofKilling #Oscars2014 such an incredible doco! we hope you win! #oscars

— Monster Fest (@MonsterPics) March 3, 2014

i love when comedians make fun of normal folks. fuck regular people. i hate them.

*throws money in the air*

— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) March 3, 2014

Pharell already won because he wore shorts and allowed his wife to be taller than him.

— Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) March 3, 2014

I hope Jared Leto winning for a movie about a trans woman and AIDS remembers to thank his agent again tonight. #oscars

— Jamie Kilstein (@jamiekilstein) March 3, 2014

Nice of Jared Leto to throw in a shout out to LGBT people at the… fifth minute of his speech… #Oscars

— Mara Wilson (@MaraWilson) March 3, 2014

If FROZEN doesn't win it will be my daughter's "supervillain origin" moment. #Oscars

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) March 3, 2014

I love this song but it was REALLY out of place in ALL IS LOST. #Oscars

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) March 3, 2014

Jared Leto just failed the incredibly low-bar responsibility he had to give a little bit off visibility and respect to the trans community.

— Dave Zirin (@EdgeofSports) March 3, 2014

Mace WIndu!! Mace Windu!! Shouts my son.

— Forgotten Films (@ForgottenFilmz) March 3, 2014

Harrison Ford has FOR SURE killed men. #oscars

— Jamie Kilstein (@jamiekilstein) March 3, 2014

Dan Snyder really wanted The Lone Ranger to win that last one. #changethemascot #NotYourTonto

— Dave Zirin (@EdgeofSports) March 3, 2014

"The Oscars have acknowledged us! Stand up and FIGHT!" — the Ukraine #Oscars

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) March 3, 2014

Vertigo…

— Alex Gibney (@alexgibneyfilm) March 3, 2014

@DavidPoland It's always mean to snark plastic surgery without considering the pressure women in Hollywood are under to get it.

— Olivia Collette (@Olivia_Collette) March 3, 2014

Facelift jokes are tired, ugly and whack as all hell. Leave Kim Novak the fuck alone.

— Dave Zirin (@EdgeofSports) March 3, 2014

Sally Field brings on more hero clips. I keep thinking I'm being sold something. Snippets demean some truly great movies.

— Peter Travers (@petertravers) March 3, 2014

Lady in. No. 6 Doc short Oscar winner is wonderful, as is its star, who died a week ago at 110.

— Peter Travers (@petertravers) March 3, 2014

Listen @jeremyscahill I want you to crash this place with an anti war speech but instead tell bradley cooper I say hi. #oscars

— Jamie Kilstein (@jamiekilstein) March 3, 2014

"@peterknegt: Best documentary feature… TWENTY FEET FROM STARDOM. Oh, populism." An utterly crap choice

— Tim @ Five Rad Films (@beer_movie) March 3, 2014

THE ACT OF KILLING is brilliant but did anyone really think such a brutal and challenging film as that would resonate with Oscar voters?

— Rich Haridy (@RichHaridy) March 3, 2014

@InSessionFilm let's pick the happy doc instead of the sad one.

— DJ Valentine (@TryingToBeDJV) March 3, 2014

That best documentary win says everything about the Oscars

— Cameron Williams (@MrCamW) March 3, 2014

Foreign Language?!?!?! WHAT?! BOOOOOOO! USA! USA! HOTDOGS! WAAAAARRRRR! #oscars

— Jamie Kilstein (@jamiekilstein) March 3, 2014

Oh booooooooo. The only two films I cared about just lost. Boooooooooooooooooo. I'm going back to not tweeting about the oscars now

— Tim @ Five Rad Films (@beer_movie) March 3, 2014

Gravity also wins Best Editng. I smell a sweep.Cuaron is cut off by music . Nice one. All the time in the world for Ellen and pizza.

— Peter Travers (@petertravers) March 3, 2014

"That ain't Steve McQueen!" – Clint Eastwood, talking to a chair.

— Dave Zirin (@EdgeofSports) March 3, 2014

"12 Years a Slave" is a chilling look at the era before the film "Crash" ended racism.

— rob delaney (@robdelaney) March 3, 2014

"12 Years a Slave" director Steve McQueen at #Oscars2014: " I dedicate this to the 21 million people who still suffer slavery today."

— Haaretz.com (@haaretzcom) March 3, 2014