Shitfest has been going on the whole of May over at the always awesome Isaacs Picture Conclusions. I used all of my incredible poetry skills in this review of Swamp Women, so go check it out.
I wasn’t much of a poet growing up. And nothing has changed since. However, if there was one poetic style I knew how to rock, it was the acrostic. Behold boys and girls, it is a very special, very shitty Shitfest acrostic review of Roger Corman’s Swamp Women.
So are these women residents of the swamp, or actually made of swamp? Man, I hope it’s the latter.
Woah hold up a second, acrostics aren’t meant to rhyme or shit like that are they? Probably should have googled that before I started. But check how the first letters of each bit spell out the title of the film. Pretty wild aye?
Actuallythere are a lot of parallels between this film and The Paperboy. Both are set in swamps for example. And… no actually…
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