Entry by: NOT NOW I’M DRINKING A BEER AND WATCHING A MOVIE

I wasn’t much of a poet growing up. And nothing has changed since. However, if there was one poetic style I knew how to rock, it was the acrostic. Behold boys and girls, it is a very special, very shitty Shitfest acrostic review of Roger Corman’s Swamp Women.

So are these women residents of the swamp, or actually made of swamp? Man, I hope it’s   the latter.

Woah hold up a second, acrostics aren’t meant to rhyme or shit like that are they? Probably should have googled that before I started. But check how the first letters of each bit spell out the title of the film. Pretty wild aye?

Actuallythere are a lot of parallels between this film and The Paperboy. Both are set in swamps for example. And… no actually…